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apocalypsos-- No, seriously, they REALLY need to show Victorya's bitchfest. For those who hadn't heard yet or were skipping spoilery posts, according to Fashionista when Victorya was eliminated she went apeshit. She threw a complete temper tantrum and was screaming obscenities and whatnot, and she stormed off the set and it took them a few hours to find her so that they could film a real ending. You can even tell when you watch it -- she's not making eye contact with anyone at ALL when they auf her, she doesn't say anything as she's leaving, and Tim doesn't even bother saying how much they'll miss her. I don't even get why they cut it. They haven't really had much drama this season, and while I'm the first to bitch when that's all they focus on when they try to ignore it when it's going on it's bothersome. I'm hoping they'll put it on during the reunion (yeah, I doubt it) or on the DVDs as an extra (they did it with Santino and Nina's argument and Andrae's breakdown, if I'm remembering correctly, why not this?). Oh, or maybe some nice Bravo employee could sneak it onto YouTube? *hopes*
-- I just love the fact that Ricky's up there welling up and the judges looked at him EXACTLY like the audience looked at him. Like, "Man up, Leaky Fountain!" I know there's a bitch in you, Ricky, but it would be really nice if it were a cool bitch rather than, like, a prison bitch. Who's been cornered by the biggest guy on the cell block and hasn't lubed up and is terrified. (TMI? Don't much care.)
-- You know, I can appreciate that Christian has a vision and still think there's no way in hell that I'd buy his clothes. He does some really neat things with '80s styles but really, skinny jeans and tuxedo shirts? Thanks, but no. Not to mention the fact that ... look, Lisa is a lovely model and she's very good. But she also has no waist. And if Christian were a designer like Nick Verreos who uses his models as muses and is therefore more likely to know her flaws and good points, or if he were like Michael Knight and could give the skinniest flattest model curves, it would be okay. But the way he designs she ends up looking puffy and unfit in her midsection and it makes his outfits look that much more unappealing.
-- "Are we going to meet somebody fabulous?"
"We ARE fabulous. We don't need to meet anybody else."
Oh, Tim. Join me in a conservative-approved loveless fake marriage? *bats eyelashes*
-- I'll admit it. I was sitting there hoping that my uncle would suddenly show up as, like, a guest judge or something and I could squeal like crazy. (For anybody who missed it, this is my uncle Jim. He read that at Parsons. Tim Gunn has a quote on the back. No, I will not stop bragging about it, 'cause it's AWESOME.)
-- WeeBlond!Rami was so adorable my ovaries quivered.
-- Sweet P has her problems with design, but the one thing she's got over nearly every other one of the contestants left is that she's the only one who's consistently listened to Tim's advice from day one. Everybody else has had their, "Well, *I* like it," moments. Also, I love her adorably dorky husband, and her wedding picture was lovely.
-- I want a sewing machine! *sobs* This happens every time I watch a new season, damn it. I watch, and I remember how much fun I had making clothes, and then I go stare at my sewing machine and its missing bobbin case and whimper.
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Top Chef Chicago! March 12! Hi hi hi! *twirls*
I know everybody else is like, "More reality shows? ARGH!" But they keep giving me the reality shows I want so I'm totally content with it. :)
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For everybody who asked yesterday, this is where I'm selling my DVDs. I'm going to spend the rest of the day uploading them, so ... yeah.
-- I just love the fact that Ricky's up there welling up and the judges looked at him EXACTLY like the audience looked at him. Like, "Man up, Leaky Fountain!" I know there's a bitch in you, Ricky, but it would be really nice if it were a cool bitch rather than, like, a prison bitch. Who's been cornered by the biggest guy on the cell block and hasn't lubed up and is terrified. (TMI? Don't much care.)
-- You know, I can appreciate that Christian has a vision and still think there's no way in hell that I'd buy his clothes. He does some really neat things with '80s styles but really, skinny jeans and tuxedo shirts? Thanks, but no. Not to mention the fact that ... look, Lisa is a lovely model and she's very good. But she also has no waist. And if Christian were a designer like Nick Verreos who uses his models as muses and is therefore more likely to know her flaws and good points, or if he were like Michael Knight and could give the skinniest flattest model curves, it would be okay. But the way he designs she ends up looking puffy and unfit in her midsection and it makes his outfits look that much more unappealing.
-- "Are we going to meet somebody fabulous?"
"We ARE fabulous. We don't need to meet anybody else."
Oh, Tim. Join me in a conservative-approved loveless fake marriage? *bats eyelashes*
-- I'll admit it. I was sitting there hoping that my uncle would suddenly show up as, like, a guest judge or something and I could squeal like crazy. (For anybody who missed it, this is my uncle Jim. He read that at Parsons. Tim Gunn has a quote on the back. No, I will not stop bragging about it, 'cause it's AWESOME.)
-- WeeBlond!Rami was so adorable my ovaries quivered.
-- Sweet P has her problems with design, but the one thing she's got over nearly every other one of the contestants left is that she's the only one who's consistently listened to Tim's advice from day one. Everybody else has had their, "Well, *I* like it," moments. Also, I love her adorably dorky husband, and her wedding picture was lovely.
-- I want a sewing machine! *sobs* This happens every time I watch a new season, damn it. I watch, and I remember how much fun I had making clothes, and then I go stare at my sewing machine and its missing bobbin case and whimper.
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Top Chef Chicago! March 12! Hi hi hi! *twirls*
I know everybody else is like, "More reality shows? ARGH!" But they keep giving me the reality shows I want so I'm totally content with it. :)
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For everybody who asked yesterday, this is where I'm selling my DVDs. I'm going to spend the rest of the day uploading them, so ... yeah.
