Wait ...

[apocalypsos]

... are Luke and Noah honestly plotting Luke and Noah smut?

*dies*

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[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

*dies too*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

"Let's say we were writing the story of our first time ..."

*giggles hysterically*

Were they on earlier in the episode? 'Cause seriously, I'm watching and it's all Lily and Lucinda and whatnot, and then there's just this one scene of Luke and Noah talking about watching gay porn and writing their first time, and DID I HALLUCINATE THAT?!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

They had the very first scene, with Luke uttering the words "Oral fixation" and just... I don't frigging recognize them.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

OMG are they going to have a conversation about who tops????

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

We're obviously dreaming this storyline in this particular episode, so I say YES. \o/

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

... um, did we decide who has an oral fixation? 'Cause I think we both know this is vitally important.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Noah had a large meat sandwich. After Luke teases him about "My banana split wasn't big enough for you," Noah says, "There's no substitute for four kinds of meat". At which point Luke teasingly accuses him of having an oral fixation, and that maybe he's sublimating his lack of sex w/ the meat sandwich.

No, I'm not kidding.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, soap operas and their complete lack of subtlety.

*hearts*

p.s. sex nao plz ok !!!