Dear James Roday and Maggie Lawson,
Aw, aren't you two cute in the Westminster Kennel Club dog show audience?
Except James, you need to get a haircut. You're wearing a hat and I can still tell you need a haircut. Oh, and I know it's storming out, but why are you wearing a puffy vest? Are we in the Navy now?
Also, Maggie ... brown hair now? Oh, sweetie, no. Just ... just no.
Sincerely,
Me
Aw, aren't you two cute in the Westminster Kennel Club dog show audience?
Except James, you need to get a haircut. You're wearing a hat and I can still tell you need a haircut. Oh, and I know it's storming out, but why are you wearing a puffy vest? Are we in the Navy now?
Also, Maggie ... brown hair now? Oh, sweetie, no. Just ... just no.
Sincerely,
Me