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apocalypsosYAY, Jasper! I totally adore Jasper, and not just because he has the same name as the cat who got me out of a speeding ticket, AND not just because he's the only contestant I've ever seen on one of these shows who I'd describe as "fey" other than maybe Austin. And I did like his dress quite a lot -- it embraced the brief (and have I ever said how much I love how it's "the brief" and "the make" and all of these lovely terms that sound so much less stressful to me than "the challenge"?), it was very cute, and I would totally wear something like that (although as an everyday outfit, I'd probably prefer the words off the dress, 'cause it'd kind of look over-the-top otherwise).
Ross: What the hell were you doing to your head this week, darling? Honestly.
Viv: Okay, look, here is why I loathe Ben de Lisi, aside from the fact that he's also a judge and an unrepentant dicksmack. Because in the same way that Tim Gunn and Brian Bailey were and are more about encouraging the designers, he has on more than one occasion just grabbed onto the wheel and YANKED. And it's particularly annoying this week, because not only did he do it with Viv -- pretty much just telling her what to do, and she's in a headspace right now where even suggesting, "Well, why don't you do this?" will mean she's latch onto it like a nursing lamprey -- but then he proceeded to rip into precisely what he'd told her to do to the other judges, and from the looks of things (unless they edited it out) at no time did he say, "I made a suggestion to her and that's what you're seeing -- MY idea." Jesus, they already got rid of Julian, what do we have to do to get them to get rid of this idiot? (I'd complain about the change from Hurley to Kelly, but I honestly find her taste in clothes way more interesting than Elizabeth Hurley's. Sue me.)
Tom: Good riddance, although that was very sad in the end.
Katy: Adorable dress. Great job.
Clinton: No, seriously, just you wait. Entirely covered from head to toe in monkey hair. That's my prediction.
Chelsey: Still gorgeous. Damn.
Next week: They design something for this chick. Who obviously needs a new dress, apparently.
Ross: What the hell were you doing to your head this week, darling? Honestly.
Viv: Okay, look, here is why I loathe Ben de Lisi, aside from the fact that he's also a judge and an unrepentant dicksmack. Because in the same way that Tim Gunn and Brian Bailey were and are more about encouraging the designers, he has on more than one occasion just grabbed onto the wheel and YANKED. And it's particularly annoying this week, because not only did he do it with Viv -- pretty much just telling her what to do, and she's in a headspace right now where even suggesting, "Well, why don't you do this?" will mean she's latch onto it like a nursing lamprey -- but then he proceeded to rip into precisely what he'd told her to do to the other judges, and from the looks of things (unless they edited it out) at no time did he say, "I made a suggestion to her and that's what you're seeing -- MY idea." Jesus, they already got rid of Julian, what do we have to do to get them to get rid of this idiot? (I'd complain about the change from Hurley to Kelly, but I honestly find her taste in clothes way more interesting than Elizabeth Hurley's. Sue me.)
Tom: Good riddance, although that was very sad in the end.
Katy: Adorable dress. Great job.
Clinton: No, seriously, just you wait. Entirely covered from head to toe in monkey hair. That's my prediction.
Chelsey: Still gorgeous. Damn.
Next week: They design something for this chick. Who obviously needs a new dress, apparently.
