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[apocalypsos]

While we're mutilating memes for our own personal gain, I think I'll take a page from the book of eep1313, who did a list of "Things about you that you don't know".

So let's go backwards. Everybody tell me something about ME that I don't know. Like, for instance, that I'm really Julia Roberts.

Hey, don't give me that look. You've never seen the two of us in the same place, have you? Have you?!

(Seriously, be silly. I get the impression everybody needs a little silliness today.)

Comments

[dargie.livejournal.com]

You've been working on a Unified Field Theory that will win you all the Nobel prizes for science for the rest of your life.

[loopily.livejournal.com]

You're really the leader of an underground sect of banana worshippers that will someday take over Alaska.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Really, you're a 47 year old man named Steven who kills anyone who tries to kill him you Steve. However, since a lot of people have tried this, well, yeah. You're running from the cops a lot, and you had to join the mafia in order to keep from getting caught.

[akacat]

You were seperated from your twin brother at birth. Too bad, he made a lot of money dressing as a chihuahua and doing those Taco Bell commericals.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

I bet you never knew that you were supposed to have a twin brother, but he was stolen to be the king of the goblins before you turned two. He was a very ill baby even before that, and so there aren't any pictures of him.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Uh... you know your parents have been lying to you, and you're actually the bastard spawn of Rose Gamgee and Glorfindel? I thought it was time you knew the truth.

Also, those funny little bumps? They conceal your implanted nanotech weapons. But don't let on you know, or they might terminate your programme*.

*No, that wasn't a typo.

[moshez.livejournal.com]

You're really me.
You haven't seen the two of *us* in the same place either, did you?

[raebird.livejournal.com]

In your spare time you compulsively weave baskets using only your toes-- but you don't really like it.

[irishblessing.livejournal.com]

You're the secret leader of the Super Secret Clan of Ramen Ninjas. And you're really frickin' F-E-I-S-T-Y. O.o

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

You're the mother of the baby I had to give up for adoption two months ago. And I thought you really loved me!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_audrey/]

You perform backyard lobotomies without the use of anasthesia, but strangely enough none of your former patients have ever come back to complain.

[ilanalynn.livejournal.com]

You have an odd habit of staring at people as they walk by your desk/office at work. As they pass, you shout after them: 'Weird?! I'll show you weird!'

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I only wanted to get into your pants and you know it.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I thought we were doing things I didn't know I did. ;P

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

*sobs*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I can only assume that's because I also delete the part of their brain that remembers my phone number and address.

Hey!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

All right, hand over the secret decoder ring and your immortal soul.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, that's two things I can do with my toes. The other one has been classified by the Turkish government. Shhh.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's true, isn't it?

You know, I haven't seen me and the President in the same place, either.

Uh ... I don't think I like this line of logic.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You mean I'm going to stay this size?!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He's king of the goblins and the Taco Bell chihuahua?! Hmmm. I think it's time I make nepotism work for me. Uh-huh. *nods solemnly*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Huh. Does that mean that the brain cells that remember all of the Gilligan Island episodes are busy? 'Cause I'd really appreciate that.

[ampersand.livejournal.com]

You have webbed hands and feet and a pair of gills. Lobsters in those restaurant tanks regularly whistle and yell, "Hey, baby!" when you go by.

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

You're really Diane, and this LJ is just a means for you to express your narcissistic personality and your overwhelming desire for Jake.

Either that, or you eat macaroni upside down while inhaling Pixie Stix. My sources haven't confirmed yet.

Re: Hey!

[irishblessing.livejournal.com]

but.. but.. wwaaaaait. >.> can't I just say it was a joke? I really, really wanna be a ninja.

[ilanalynn.livejournal.com]

...and then you throw paperclips and sporks at them if they come by again.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

You once punched me in the back of the head for checking out your rack

[moshez.livejournal.com]

There are good sides to this logic.
Like you not being Captain A.
[It's kind of like the well known story about DeCartes sitting in a restaurant. The waiter came and ask him if he wants a glass of wine. "No, I don't think", he answered and *poof* it was consistent that he didn't exist.]

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Your hair is made of crystal.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, that is exactly what I mean.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

That should be your slogan, once you've got it working. "Trollprincess: Making Nepotism Work." hehe.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have been so pissed if you hadn't used a microscope, you know.

[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

You're the freak who's been hiding in my closet.