You know what somebody needs to write me?

[apocalypsos]

Okay, so you know Tilda Swinton's personal situation, right?

I want J2 fic based on that. Like, Danneel is this artsy indie film actress and Jensen is her house husband, and she brings Jared home and is all, "Here is the guy I'll be sleeping with, too," and Jensen kinda says, "Okay!", and the press just sort of swoons and says, "Oh, she's so bohemian!," and then Jensen and Jared fall for one another so Danneel just shrugs and lets Jensen have Jared and she goes out and get Jeff for herself or something.

So, yeah. Somebody write that for me. *nods solemnly*