You know ...

[apocalypsos]

I like Barack Obama because I agree with most of his policies and ideas, because he seems like a decent guy, because he inspires me to feel like he gives a damn about everybody and the future of our country and that there's hope that we can do better. I like him because I think he's smart enough to know he doesn't know everything. I like him because I feel like he'd give a damn about me and my circumstances even though I'm not an elderly white retiree. I like him because he seems approachable and calm, because he appears to be someone who's willing to listen, because I feel like I'm going to be voting for someone who could manage to pull off being a fun guy to have at a cookout AND not being a raging moron at the same time.

I will admit, however ...



... the fact that he's a complete and total hotass is a nice bonus.