The final "battle" was the least exciting "fight" I've ever seen.
Oh, the rage I felt when I realized I read 700 pages of nothing happening. And I vote that you can't consider Bella describing how she really hot while changing into a vampire for 10 pages, giving birth to a creepy baby who can read minds, and werewolves talking to each other in italics for half the book as 'something happening'.
Not to mention all the scenes in which Bella is laying on the couch like a silent, suffering saint bestowing her benediction on everyone. Ugh.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2008-11-10 07:56 pm (UTC)Oh, the rage I felt when I realized I read 700 pages of nothing happening. And I vote that you can't consider Bella describing how she really hot while changing into a vampire for 10 pages, giving birth to a creepy baby who can read minds, and werewolves talking to each other in italics for half the book as 'something happening'.
Not to mention all the scenes in which Bella is laying on the couch like a silent, suffering saint bestowing her benediction on everyone. Ugh.