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Jan. 16th, 2004 10:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosA conversation between me and my seventeen-year-old self:
ME: Whee! We're buzzed!
ME-AT-17: Hey! *swipes away bottle* We said we'd never ever drink any alcoholic --
ME: Yeah, well, we were stupid. Bacardi Lemon? *offers her younger self a drink*
ME-AT-17: Stop that!
ME: What? Look, don't give me that more-teetotaler-than-thou crap. You're just saying that because you haven't had strawberry daquiris yet. And Smirnoff Black? Dude, you'd trade your laptop for a Smirnoff IV.
ME-AT-17: I own a laptop?! *swoons*
ME: Yeah, don't get too excited, dumbass. It's possessed by Satan and wants to eat your brain while you sleep. Oh, by the way, you're an extraordinarily cheap drunk.
ME-AT-17: Is that a bad thing?
ME: Trust me, when you see the job you're working at 26, you'll be grateful a twenty-four-ounce is all it takes to make you swoony. Oh, yeah, and grow out your hair, never get any credit cards, and major in criminology. And if you meet any sexy blond British guys in college, have sex with them immediately. Even if it's in full view of the entire student exchange contingent. You'll thank me later.
ME: Whee! We're buzzed!
ME-AT-17: Hey! *swipes away bottle* We said we'd never ever drink any alcoholic --
ME: Yeah, well, we were stupid. Bacardi Lemon? *offers her younger self a drink*
ME-AT-17: Stop that!
ME: What? Look, don't give me that more-teetotaler-than-thou crap. You're just saying that because you haven't had strawberry daquiris yet. And Smirnoff Black? Dude, you'd trade your laptop for a Smirnoff IV.
ME-AT-17: I own a laptop?! *swoons*
ME: Yeah, don't get too excited, dumbass. It's possessed by Satan and wants to eat your brain while you sleep. Oh, by the way, you're an extraordinarily cheap drunk.
ME-AT-17: Is that a bad thing?
ME: Trust me, when you see the job you're working at 26, you'll be grateful a twenty-four-ounce is all it takes to make you swoony. Oh, yeah, and grow out your hair, never get any credit cards, and major in criminology. And if you meet any sexy blond British guys in college, have sex with them immediately. Even if it's in full view of the entire student exchange contingent. You'll thank me later.
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Date: 2004-01-16 09:30 pm (UTC)*whichever self that is*