I need a nap, and I just slept for nine hours. *sigh*

[apocalypsos]

-- Olli and Christian have been swapping clothes. Awww. *smishes them*

-- That new picture of Jared that's going around ... eh, I don't like it. It looks like the last photo taken of him before he passed away of a wasting disease.

-- I don't have the link (I spotted it on Jezebel yesterday), but apparently Peter Gabriel is pulling out of performing at the Oscars because the producers want him to do it as part of a medley with the two other nominated songs. Which are dance songs with an Indian influence. That doesn't even make sense. They really are trying to squeeze down the song category for more time, aren't they? *eye roll*

-- Oh, yeah, and there was a rumor over there that the octuplet mom has been sending Angelina Jolie these fawning fan letters for a while now. So ... there's that.

-- The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History

-- Hey, who wants to buy Joe the Plumber's published memoirs? I really need to finish a new manuscript, is what I'm saying, because that jackass should not have more books published than, say, anyone who can write anything more complicated than a grocery list.

-- Pyramid Collection: For The Steampunk Renaissance Faerie Pirate Wench New Age Witch Harlot In You I know, they're making a bit of fun of it, but I still want that catalogue.

-- And in conclusion, a baby gorilla. and a baby giant anteater clinging to its momma.

Comments

[penknife.livejournal.com]

I get the Pyramid Collection catalog. It is a mix of the fabulous and the fabulously tacky, but they have a black frock coat that I want so much.

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

I've ordered shit out the nose from Pyramid. I love it.

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

I had to attend a pirate wedding last year and nearly bought that coat... I got this one instead. It was lighter and wouldn't have to be completely reconstructed to conform to my midget shape. I lead ghost tours in the summer and fall and wear it for our big events.

But I do love the one you linked... If I were taller, I'd be all over that.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

The problem with Pyramid, speaking as someone who used to get the catalog, is that they're not making fun of it. They are entirely serious. Always.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I meant Jezebel was making fun of it, not the people making the catalogue. ;)

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

I think Pyramid would be improved if they could make fun of themselves. I've just found a hoodie they're advertising as reminiscent of hip hop in renaissance Verona; this is not the act of sane people. I'll check Jezebel, though, I wanna see the trainwreck.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that Cracked article on the five monsters is comedy gold. I so love those awful, awful movies. You have your disaster films, I have my bad horror movies.

The best thing about that movie The Lift? Remade for modern audiences and aired on the scifi channel! I still love my rant on that one. It looks like a frighteningly close remake, too, from the stuff on Cracked.

[lovetheboys.livejournal.com]

Christian and Ollie: CUTE!

I totally love the Pyramid Catalogue. It's right up there with Cafe press stuff in the category: I wish I were brave enough/rich enough to wear/buy this shit.

Alas, earwax...

[sabotabby]

Though the copy claims this gown is "irresistible" to "modern-day Heathcliffs,"

Wait, what? People have a strange idea of romance, I tell you.

[outsideth3box.livejournal.com]

So I've been handing out the link to ZooBorns like candy. Only with more aaaaaaw.

BABY! AARDVARK!