Is it bad that I've been so bored I've been collecting links all day?

[apocalypsos]

Okay, bored ... lazy ... same diff.

-- Tiger Woods and his hot wife make adorable babies. Oh, wow, their little girl got so big! I thought she was still smaller than that. And oh, man, she looks like troooooouble. Heh. :)

-- If (yeah, okay, IF) Heath Ledger wins the Oscar, Matilda gets to keep it. All right, technically Michelle Williams will keep it for her until she's 18, and then she's got to sign some contract to keep it. But still, she gets it. (I always forget how much she looks like her daddy until I see pictures of them together. Damn.)

-- 10 celebrities with twins. There is some sort of evil Napoleon Dynamite AU to be had from that information, I know there is.

-- Oh, hey, remember how the guy from T-Shirt Hell threatened to flounce a few weeks back and take his ball website with him? Never mind! I wonder what he'll learn next semester in Remedial Wanking.

-- Here, have a Dragonball Evolution trailer.

-- Sex discrimination is destined to continue in the scorching fires of Hell, according to a study approved by the Vatican which suggests that men are most likely to commit lustful sins whereas women are beholden to pride. The men, it seems, are the ones whose souls end up being pelted with fire and brimstone, while the women's souls are more likely to be broken on a wheel. Yeah, okay.

-- Tawny frogmouth chicks on ZooBorns. OMG FEATHER BALLS WITH GIANT MOUTHS. *flails*

-- From Go Fug Yourself, it's the commentary that kills me more than the picture here, while this is definitely a case of a picture being worth a thousand catty, bitchy words.

-- My boss just called to make sure that I was coming in to work next week. And it turns out we are getting paid vacation time for President's Day, which I completely forgot about. And we are getting at least one of our bonuses (the pay-for-performance, which I may or may not get), but nobody knows when. Great.

EDIT: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Otis just jumped up on the couch looking for a pet, whirled around, and knocked over my bottle of Smirnoff so that it started pouring down right into the peasant bag I bought off Etsy. Granted, I can just toss it in the wash (and just did), but COME ON. I'm just lucky I didn't have my netbook in it. *grumbles*

Comments

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Huh; the twins one didn't mention Linda Hamilton.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm amazed I didn't even think about that one. That was one of the more awesome bits in T2.

[smallcaps.livejournal.com]

So, he claimed to be closing down, raked in 100,000 sales in three weeks, and then announced he wasn't closing down after all.

You know, in my country, that kind of shit is illegal. *unimpressed*

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

That last picture reminded me of that episode of Veronica Mars with Paris Hilton in it. My corneas never recovered!

[ak-sevitus.livejournal.com]

ooooh! The tawny frogmouth chicks are absolutely ADORABLE! I've been at work all day (okay, three hours... ), but now I get to roll around the nets some. ^_^ Probably wont get far, fanfiction can be so distracting ^_~

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

re: Dragonball

I can't get over a white kid being named "Goku", but I am endlessly entertained by imagining JM as Piccolo.