Oscars ...

[apocalypsos]

-- They're doing the poll for Best Actor. People think it will be between Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn, with Brad Pitt a close third. I don't know. I'll be happy if either Mickey or Sean wins, but I just don't think Benjamin Button was anywhere near one of Brad Pitt's best roles.
-- Taraji P. Henson looks so incredibly beautiful.
-- Meh, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.
-- HA, Michael Shannon's hair. Oh, man, it's everywhere.
-- *squeaks* Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline! Oh, man, she looks gorgeous. They are so cute together.
-- They're explaining that they're going to have a bunch of A-List celebrities announcing the nominees, which bores me to hear. Seriously? I'm not really all that impressed by the thought of, like, Robert DeNiro stepping forward to say, "Melissa Leo," and then stepping back or whatever. (Which is pretty much how they described it.) Why am I supposed to be impressed they got big-name stars on stage? It's the Oscars, for fuck's sake. Of course they can get these people on stage. Be impressed if you come over my house and Michael Caine is washing my dishes while Meryl Streep dries.