I am making myself paranoid.
Apr. 28th, 2009 09:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosWhy am I watching I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant?
Show: "She only gained ten pounds."
Me: "Hey, I've gained ten pounds!"
Show: "She still got her period like normal."
Me: "OMG, I still get my period like normal!"
Show: "She didn't even feel any movement."
Me: "Holy Christmas, I never feel any movement either!"
Show: "And then she had a baby."
Me: *gapes*
My hymen: "Oh, sweetie ..."
Show: "She only gained ten pounds."
Me: "Hey, I've gained ten pounds!"
Show: "She still got her period like normal."
Me: "OMG, I still get my period like normal!"
Show: "She didn't even feel any movement."
Me: "Holy Christmas, I never feel any movement either!"
Show: "And then she had a baby."
Me: *gapes*
My hymen: "Oh, sweetie ..."
