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The local morning DJs must seriously have run out of topics of conversation, because as I was driving home, they were trying to get people to call to confirm that Verne Troyer -- you know, the actor who plays Mini-Me -- has hung out and gotten drunk in Northeastern Pennsylvania. The reason they even got into it at all is because apparently Mini-Me is getting married to a 6'2" yoga instructor.

I don't have a joke here, just that lovely, lovely mental image to leave with you that will never. Ever. Be going away. So happy screaming!

Oh, and I should be compiling links for all the freaky crossover stories that I know of later on today. If anybody else has gotten theirs finished and hasn't mentioned it yet, now'd be a great time to do so. Since, you know ... it's called exposure, people. ;)

Hopefully, my Lorne/Jubilee fic will get finished either today or tomorrow, too. You know, just as soon as I drag my lazy ass over to my resume and finish it off.

*sigh* Has anybody seen a vacation? I could have sworn I left one just lying around somewhere. Or maybe the bunnies in my head have been pulling one over on me again. Lying little bastards.

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Was watching "Surprise by Design" while I ate lunch this afternoon. *sigh* I love Robert Verdi. He's incredibly adorable in the way only Care Bears, little fuzzy baby bunny rabbits, and the flamboyantly gay can pull off.

And did anybody else see the news story about the drug that stops compulsive shopping? But ... but ... taking drugs and curbing our shopping? But if we do that, the terrorists win! Twice!

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Hello, and welcome to today's round of "Find the Irony in This News Story's Opening Sentence."

Democrats are launching a television ad that accuses President Bush of misleading Americans on the nuclear threat from Iraq. Republicans urged broadcasters not to carry the ad, set to be aired initially Monday in Madison, Wis., then elsewhere; they called it "deliberately false and misleading."

*sniffle* Nobody's letting me make my own jokes anymore! Who do I call to complain about that?

Freaky crossover fic links

Hee ... just to go a little off-topic, I've been friended by 70 people. I don't even think I know 70 people in the "real" world. That just feels so odd. Cool, but odd.

Okay, so anyway, the fic links. Here's the ones that I know are done so far.

My Giles/Joe silly short fic.
Doqz's Ash/Lilah (sorta) fic *G*
Alchemywizardry's Willow/Wolvie fic
Wal_lace's Magneto/Connor fic

And behind the cut are the ones on the list that, as far as I know, haven't been called yet. (If you did call one of them and it's still on the list, give a holler. I wouldn't be surprised if one or two got missed.)

( What's left of the infamous list )

C'mon, gang, let's kill the list. You know, before it mutates. And hey, just think, if we get this list done, we can start a whole new one --

Hey. Hey, come back here!