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I just friended valereix because she is a genius. I'm in love. I want to bear her Bible-comprehending little rugrats. *user bounces up and down cutely*

I've decided that as I am now jobless, there are two jobs at the moment that I would kill small fuzzy animals to have -- personal slave to the host of "The Amazing Race" and personal slave to the cast of "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy." Granted, I want to be their personal slaves for two entirely different reasons, but I think that's blatantly obvious. Of course, I also think Phil Keoghan should stick with those yummy turtleneck sweaters and that I could totally beat Carson in a snark fight.

Then again, after careful consideration and remembering that the previews for next week show the TAR gang going to warmer climates, all I can think of is Reichen, David, and Phil in shorts aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I think I just short-circuited my hamster.

So.

*singsongs*

I'm going to Borders and I'm bringing apples, bananas, collies, dinner plates, elephants, ferrets, gorillas, hamhocks, icky autopsy photos, Jujubes, kumquats ...

I wish Borders really wasn't a picnic place like people keep telling me. Then I wouldn't have to pack quite so much.

A great post ...

... with information on how you can help support gay and lesbian marriage in this country. Woohoo!

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You know what would be really cool? Randomly teleporting toilets.

Um ... on second thought, never mind.