Sep. 8th, 2003

Ooo-kay.

Sep. 8th, 2003 10:22 am
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Electron
Electron -- You are full of energy and frentic
movement. Although you have a philosophicaly
"negative" outlook, people would
hardly be able to tell it by looking at you.
You get along well with protons and those who
are positive.


What kind of subatomic particle are you?
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Your Bush is the VILLAGE IDIOT!

For you, all of Bush's antics have one simple
explanation: He's dumber than a bag of hammers.
The lights are on but there's no one home,
and he's got nothing but toys in the
attic. He got almost-elected on the strength of
his face and his last name, and all the hell of
the past 3 years is just what happens when a
man with the intellectual capacity of a
hormone-mad goat is at the helm of the most
powerful nation in the world.


That's Your Bush!
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Hee.

Sep. 8th, 2003 03:53 pm
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[livejournal.com profile] tree220 and I shopping for groceries, while walking through the chips and popcorn aisle ...

[livejournal.com profile] tree220: Would you like some Pirate's Booty?
[livejournal.com profile] trollprincess: *long pause* You knew I was going to think about Johnny Depp's ass when you asked me that, didn't you?
[livejournal.com profile] tree220: Oh, yeah.
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Dear spending public,

You don't know me, but I'm the RIAA. Hi! )
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Watching "Monster House."

"Enough idle chatter. Time to break stuff." Hee. I think I have a new personal motto.
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Pennsylvania's testing a dot system on the highways so that drivers will space their cars correctly in the hopes of reducing crashes.

And the great thing is, to assist with PennDOT's ridiculously idiotic hey-flip-a-coin-to-see-whether-or-not-we-patch-up-this-great-big-canyon-in-the-road system of highway construction, the dots will also keep you a safe enough distance behind drivers so that when the car ahead of you careens into a pothole in a move reminiscent of the car that drove off the San Francisco bridge during the '89 quake, you have sufficient time to put on your brakes and avoid going in after it, thereby saving yourself a scramble out the driver's side window and the use of a perfectly good parachute.

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