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Hey, guess where I went today? That's right, I saw Return of the King.

( My thoughts, in short letter form )

So, yeah. Big movie love. I'm actually really glad I didn't read the books beforehand, because I was never bothered by "It didn't happen that way in the books!" indignancy.

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Did I mention I caught the end of Trading Spaces tonight? The one where Ty took all of Kia's budget and spent it making a bed?

*dies laughing*

That is an absolutely horrible thing to do to Kia, Ty. That was fugly-wallpaper-border money, yo. Did you see what you reduced her to? She had to go heist some used fugly wallpaper borders from elsewhere in the house.

Never fuck with a woman with a curious and rather frightening addiction to wallpaper borders. I imagine people tend to walk in on her furtively dividing the room in half horizontally all the time. *goes back to giggling hysterically*