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Yay! I'm home for Christmas!

Boo! I immediately got forced to host Christmas Eve!

( Go forth and read the family shtuff. )

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So now I'm watching 100 Moments that Rocked TV. I love stuff like this, but they ask the weirdest people for their input.

Look, I think Justin Timberlake is a very, very pretty guy, but someone please tell him to stop trying to sing R&B, at least as long as he still insists on wearing trucker hats. Dude, make up your mind ... you either want to be Usher or that creepy skanky dumbass who's trying to knock Zagnuts out of the vending machines at the rest stops.

GIP!

Because I'm a hopeless procrastinator who didn't thank frito_kal for making me this days ago. Thanks!

*shags you once for the icon and once for good luck*

GIP #2!

Because ... well, the same reason as last post, 'cept this time, the icon-making culprit is purple_smurf. Thank you!

Yay! Icons! Yeah, doesn't take much to make me happy. :)

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I want to bear William H. Macy's kinda funny-looking yet ubertalented bastard spawn.

That is all.

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Okay, this request comes in two parts --

A.) Tell me that's not Colby from "Survivor" in the new Schick Quattro commercials.

B.) Please, for the love of frosted cupcakes, tell me I'm not using a brain cell I could be using for more important things to remember what Colby from "Survivor" looks like.

In other news, now I'm watching "A Few Good Men". I love this movie, but you know how to make it really hysterical? Play "Where Are They Now?" with all the actors, especially the cameos. For example, Cuba Gooding Jr.'s processing even more crappy movies than the guy who's screwing Demi Moore right now, and the last time I heard of Noah Wyle on "ER", his chin was being attacked by an overgrown woodchuck.