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Just got back from going to see "Calendar Girls" ... damn, that was cute. It was also very nice to learn that not only are Helen Mirren and Julie Walters beautiful, smart, talented, elegant, classy and awe-inspiring, but Helen's got a great set of knockers and I hope I have an ass like Julie Walters when I'm her age. (See, the thing that makes that okay is that I didn't say that out loud.)

Oh, and also? *smacks ovaries* Snap out of it!

( Cut for chick TMI. )

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Today, I stopped at the Sweet Factory and bought a half-pound of those bleep-blips or whatever the hell those spaceship-shaped hunks of sugar the size of a Mini-Cooper are called. But, you know, only the pink and purple ones. Because I'm going to the special Hell for people who go to bulk candy stores just to ferret out one color. I suppose it could be worse, but damned if I was going to stand there for a half hour and pick out all of the cherry Runts.

Yes, I'm a candy bigot. Damn me ... damn me and my black heart to hell!

Ahem. Okay, no more bleep-blips for me tonight. It's probably better for all of us if I just get wasted and watch Flying Circus.

Oh, and I also picked up a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt. Now I only have to go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die, and I'll not only have a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt, but the chances that my future self will make out with James Marsters go up considerably. Go, me!

EDIT: That Bacardi commercial where the actors tell teenagers not to drink until they're 21? Priceless. Especially considering how much it must have cost Bacardi to build a time machine, go back to 1976, and interrupt the filming of a hard-core porn movie like that.

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Remember when I cracked wise about the MovieTickets.com commercials something like three or four weeks ago? Well, guess what? I'm an uneducated ditz!

"Ditzy" was the mood for my last post. A really stretchy creative mind on this one. *eye roll*

And yes, "ditzy" is the mood on this post, too. I'm part-Polish and used to be naturally blond. You people should be amazed I can stand upright.

If you want to know what I look like ...

... qnotku just described me as, "Goth Gidget with the Jell-O ass has a goat on her head."

Do with that information what you will.

EDIT: What happens when you surf Google out of boredom in the middle of the night is that you find out one of your best friends in high school is in a death metal band. He'd be Nic, the guitarist and webmaster, by the way. Go listen! They're really good, and this is coming from someone not really all that big into death metal.

Also, am now drunk. It's entirely possible I'm going to have to do that thing where I type with my face, so off to bed with me.