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*sigh* I'm going to miss Celebrity Poker. Mostly because every time someone made a crack about Ben Affleck, there was a 20-25% he was sitting right there, but a lot of it was because Nicole Sullivan was just kicking ass left and right. I was rooting for her, but I didn't think she had Bush's chances at a gay pride parade of winning. My favorite bit? When David Cross asked her if she wanted to rub his nipple for good luck. *giggles*

And good holey Lord who does an excellent Swiss cheese impression, I'm writing X-Men movieverse fic again. I'll just write one story, and then I'll go back off it, cold turkey. Witch's honor ... hey, what's that look for? I can quit anytime I want to! I'm not addicted, I swear! I mean, yeah, I wrote a couple of fucked-up pairings and the Powerswap challenge, but that was just social writing. Uh, yeah. That character chart I bought off that guy on the street was just a gift for a friend. Yeah, that's the --

...

I feel shame.

And also, the urge to drive Scott insane with a carefully wielded Logan and Bobby-snark.

I wonder if they sell pills for that.