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Since it's not the political thing that gets me, I'm not cutting this ... Schwartzenegger called some Democratic lawmakers "girlie men".

Dear Arnie ... you are not on a playground. It is not the late eighties. You are not in a Saturday Night Live skit. Maybe next time, you could use a more mature insult, like accusing them of having cooties or something.

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Today's display of airhead stupidity:

Dumbass customer: "Hi, I want to send these toys international to Georgia. It's a country in Eastern Europe ..."
Me: "I know where Georgia is." (I also know it's in Southwest Asia, but why argue?)
DC: (waaaaaay too surprised and delighted) "Oh!"

DC asks a question about pricing I don't know, so I pass her off to Bosslady, who hears: "Hi, I want to send these toys international to Georgia. It's a country in Eastern Europe ..."

Why, with all of us working for a shipping company, whyever would we learn such a useless skill as geography? Thank you so much, kind lady! *eye roll*

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I feel the urge to strangle DHL's customer service employees.

That can't be good. Usually, I want to use a baseball bat. My annoyance may be lessening.

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I didn't even realize until I got to the end of this entry that I was crying happy tears. God, I'm such a hopeless fucking romantic.

EDIT: You know what makes it worse for me, but in a good way? When I read it, I picture Jake and Diane from "Jake 2.0" in my head. And I get my happy ending! *joyful sobs*