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I may have spent the last half hour eating half a canister of Pop Nots and playing Super Mario Land on a Game Boy emulator, but you'll never prove it. *shifty eyes*

Also, fixed the patches of undyed bits in my hair, so now it's all dark red.

Yeah, I got nothin' today. *shrugs* Well, except these links ...

Turkmen President bans lip synching. Wow, we should be a lot more like Turkmenistan. Because apparently, all of their more important problems have been fixed already. (This whole planet is making me headdesk anymore.)

Speaking of headdesking, thanks to Fandom Wank we have a high school English teacher making his students write HP 'shipping essays. No, really. And he as a H/Hr shipper gave most of the A's to the H/Hr papers, because that's not biased at all.

And thanks to OTF_Wank, it turns out there are liberals under my bed. Half of the funny is in the reviews.

Then there's this CNN article about the new fall shows. I was planning on watching Prison Break (Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell ... yum), Bones and -- God help me -- Just Legal, but so much for watching Commander-In-Chief. I just can't bring myself to watch a female character in her late forties named MacKenzie, for crying out loud.

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You know that sign I said I put on the back of my chair that I turn to face the door when I leave my office for the day that says not to put packages on the floor and that all new packages go on the rack with an arrow pointing towards the rack in question?

I came in today to find two packages on the floor right below it. The stupid, it BURNS.

In other news, the Brokeback Mountain trailer is up at CNN. Oh, YES. Yes, yes, yes. Handsome gay cowboys in love. *swoons*

In other good news, Captain Asshat 2.0 got transferred to another station today. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. *throws a pity party*

GIP!

That's my favorite Powerpuff Girls quote, bar none. Every time I think about it, I die giggling, because it's true, damn it. ;))