I know it's innocent until proven guilty, but ...

... it actually explains a LOT. An article on the drug bust. I wonder if anybody at work is going to ask our coach if we can crack jokes about her now that she's turned out to be a creepy heroin dealer instead of just a creepy crazy woman.

I was going to go into deeper thoughts about "Croatoan", but a.) I'm still fried by the end of the episode, b.) it'll probably turn into fic anyway, and c.) any deeper thoughts I have need to claw their way through my profound urge to jump up and down on Kripke's head.

Bwahahahaha!

I just turned on the TV just in time to see the crazy lady from work being led into the police station in handcuffs on the local news.

I'm sorry, but that's never going to stop being funny EVER.

Today all I have to do is clean, bake cookies, and write my Yuletide story. Yeah, let's see how that works out. *sigh*

Man, I need to go buy chocolate chips.

Dear A&E,

You almost had me with the "What if gays went on strike?" teasers, because I had this image of a comedy where normal everyday people you'd never expect just don't show up at work one day, and then completely lost me when the real commercial for the movie in question starts out with a phrase that goes something like, "What if all of the wedding planners and hairstylists and florists went on strike one day?"

*sigh*

Sincerely,

Me

*****

Dear Bravo,

I liked your list of the 100 Scariest Movie Moments. I also liked the fact that you came up with forty more. But call it what it is, damn it. "Even Scarier Movie Moments" makes it sound as if Saw and Hostel and Slither are scarier than Jaws and The Shining and Psycho. Try "More Scary Movie Moments" -- one small change, much more accurate description.

Sincerely,

Me

*****

Dear National Geographic,

Make more Seconds from Disaster episodes. I need my crack here.

Sincerely,

Me

EDIT: Oh, and while I'm at it ...

Dear Bravo,

You know Celebrity Poker Showdown? Invite Jared Padalecki next time. Pretty please?

Sincerely,

Me