Dear local movie theater I have a ten-dollar gift certificate for,
I've been waiting two months for something that's not absolute shite to make it onto your screens to no avail. You can't play Run Fatboy Run? There Will Be Blood? Hell, I'd even take 10,000 B.C. purely for mocking purposes. Honestly, yo. At this rate I'll be holding onto this thing until Indiana Jones is there.
Sincerely,
Me
I've been waiting two months for something that's not absolute shite to make it onto your screens to no avail. You can't play Run Fatboy Run? There Will Be Blood? Hell, I'd even take 10,000 B.C. purely for mocking purposes. Honestly, yo. At this rate I'll be holding onto this thing until Indiana Jones is there.
Sincerely,
Me