So the techs at work tease me because I have the pentagram tattoo, so they make a lot of witch jokes. And one of the techs and I were talking last night about that guy who blessed Sarah Palin against witchcraft and killed some poor woman's pet snake in Africa because she was supposedly a witch.
Tech: Yeah, a snake sounds like a pet a witch would have.
Me: But I don't have a snake. I just have chinchillas.
Tech: Yeah, heathen gerbils.
Me: Oh, my God, Heathen Gerbils is so the name of my future rock band.
Tech: Heh. Pagan Ferrets?
Me: Stop that!
Tech: Yeah, a snake sounds like a pet a witch would have.
Me: But I don't have a snake. I just have chinchillas.
Tech: Yeah, heathen gerbils.
Me: Oh, my God, Heathen Gerbils is so the name of my future rock band.
Tech: Heh. Pagan Ferrets?
Me: Stop that!