I may be the only person on the planet ...

... more excited about Knowing than Watchmen. You know, other than Nicolas Cage, and we already know how questionable HIS tastes are.

This article is possibly going to make me piss myself with glee. Because okay, big disaster movie, two hours of pure unadulterated explosion porn, AND THEN NICOLAS CAGE'S CHARACTER HAS TOURETTE'S. It's like they're making the cheesiest big-budget disaster movie in creation EVER just for me.

Oh, please let the dialogue be horrendous! *crosses fingers*

For the record, I hope this wins a BILLION Razzies next year.

I really do have to write MY disaster movie one of these days -- the kid dies, the dog dies, the big strapping hero-type guy dies first, the injured guy who tells someone else about his girlfriend/wife back home lives and the person he tells dies in the next scene, the one who saves them all is a kickass chick, and in the end when the guy who's been clicking with her the entire movie tries to kiss her in gratitude that they're alive, she turns him down gently before running into the arms of her very worried, very pregnant wife.

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It really is criminal that I don't have more Earth, Wind, and Fire on my MP3 player.

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Wes Ramsey (Christian in Latter Days, Wyatt on Charmed) is going to play Eric Brady on Days, a role last played by Jensen Ackles.

So basically, these are my fandoms right now:

EDIT: I was just innocently listening to the party hits station on AOL Radio and then "Reach Out" by Hilary Duff came on and WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS THIS BLASPHEMOUS FUCKERY?! STOP TOUCHING "PERSONAL JESUS" IN THE SWIMSUIT AREA, YOU HACK. *pounds her*

Boom, boom, boom ...

So a week ago, I ordered Wreck This Journal. I received it in the mail today.

I am currently engaged in a little gleeful therapeutic book destruction. Apparently next I'm gonna need matches.

*rubs hands together wickedly*