Fauxhawks: They're even traditional in Canada.

So I've been watching Project Runway Canada this season (thank God for YouTube) and Sunny is my fucking homeboy. Seriously, they might as well just give him the top prize right now. Unless he fucks up royally in the future, he's a lock. And I'd wear practically every single thing he's put out. For fuck's sake, has there ever been a contestant on these shows who's been in every single challenge's top three? And he's such a sweetie, too.

Having said that, I think Jason's going to end up in the final three, too, and I'm torn between Adejoke and Jessica ending up in the other spot. I really don't like Kim's lipless witchface, so I'm hoping she goes next. The problem is that Sunny is above and beyond ALL of these people and it'd be a freaking miracle if any of the others took it.

Also, Genevieve has bug eyes and they haunt me in my sleep.

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I wrote some last night! As soon as I'm done watching PRC, I'm going to write again! I'm almost done with another chapter!

Jess asked me if I want to go out to the bar tonight and I do, I just want to finish the damn book already before I go out. I feel like ... I don't know, I feel like if I go to the bar right now, I'm drinking because I have no job, but if I finish GPW first, I'm drinking because I *finally* finished another manuscript.

Eh, we'll see how things go. I've got all day to write, after all. *sigh*

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I heard a rumor that Guiding Light might get canceled in April. I want to say I read that on AfterElton, I think it was. Anyway, that's so incomprehensible to me. I used to watch GL with my grandma when I was little. Hell, I can still catch what's going on if I turn it on these days, although the way they film it anymore is so awful and cheap-looking it's ridiculous.

Did you know Reva is pregnant again? She's had cancer, like, fifteen times by now and if I recall is somewhere in her fifties. And the Wikipedia entry said she's been going through menopause for years now. That woman? Has ... well, I was going to say a Teflon uterus, but now that I think about it, it'd have to be the opposite of that, wouldn't it?

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I am expecting many, many things in the mail. Oh, commerce therapy, you make me shiver with antici...................................................................pation.

Heh.

fox1013, I thought of you when I saw these:

Probst assists camerawoman having seizures at the Academy of Magical Arts Awards.

Survivor China winner Todd dating Survivor Tocantin contestant Spencer. Aww, cute boys.

EDIT: OMG. *dies*


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So I'm watching something on Discovery Health ...

... and I hear a commercial for the next 47,392 and Counting or whatever where the announcer says, "The Duggars meet their favorite star ... Kirk Cameron!"

Uh-huh. The jokes, they write themselves.

HA!

Spotted on Not Always Right ...

(I’m a painfully shy 13-year-old, and a customer somehow mistook me for an employee.)

Customer: “Can you help me find something?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “NO?!”

Me: “No!”

Customer: “Why not?!”

Me: “… I’m not allowed to talk to strangers.”

AAAAAAAAAH.

Current finished chapters for GPW:



ASJ;KLK;LKADJSL;DJ;LJALDJ;LDJ;DASKDJ;LDJ;LASDJASKLJKL;

I AM THIS FUCKING CLOSE, YOU GUYS.

You know ...

... Heroes could redeem at least some of what they've screwed up so far this season for me ( cut for speculation. )

La, la, la ...

( Heroes )

EDIT: Oh, good Lord, Wes Ramsey is playing a computer tech on tonight's CSI Miami and he's unshaven and got long hair.