Let me tell you guys ...

... there is nothing like waking up bright and early on a sunny cloudless day because you're having horrible stomach cramps you can't sleep through and you need to take every damn Midol in the house.

BLARGH. Goooood morning, everybody.

*headdesk*

-- What 23 Famous Movie Characters Would Be Doing Today

-- Is it really bad that I thought to myself yesterday about one of my stories, "Fuck it, I'll just kill everybody off by the end," and it actually makes a weird sort of sense, so I'm thinking about doing it?

-- OW OW OW. I was going to do the exercise bike this morning, too, but I'm not sure I want to get up off the couch. Again.

-- I really need to work on editing GPW. I think all of the things I want to fix in the first chapter intimidated me, since that's a pretty safe one. Hmm.

Aaaaand that's all, folks!

I'm calling it, just because I may have plans later and tomorrow so I want to get it out of the way now so I don't have to worry about it later.

In other words, I'll be posting the apocalyptothon submission post in a little bit. The list is a little longer, and hey, this year anime made it in, which is a nice new thing. :)

Okay, bathroom first, then posting. *rubs hands together in anticipation*

EDIT: Oh, and also? Slightly more crack than usual. Because I'm evil, damn it.

And, DONE.

Sign-ups for this year's Apocalyptothon are now OPEN.

We have anime, we have Neil Patrick Harris, and we have Muppets.

Clearly, we win. :)

There. Now I have no excuses.

I went grocery shopping for the first time in something like three weeks today. I'm trying to cut some of the crap out of my diet, at least for a little while, using the short-term diet I use all the time when I feel like I need to get back into shape again. It's basically fruits, veggies, chicken, yogurt, and oatmeal/grits, spread out in little meals all day, and I get to drink all the water and tea (hot or iced) I want. The only junk food I bought was Cheetos, low-fat fudgsicles, and two bottles of Pepsi, all of which I'm only allowed to have as long as I'm writing.

That and exercise and I narrow down nicely. :)

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I'm so tired right now I'm really tempted to just skip SPN and Harper's Island tonight but ... you know, SPN and Harper's Island. I'm not missing that shit, y'all.