Huh.

I know I didn't talk about AI last night, but I did want to say this because strippedpink reminded me -- Crystal's performance was not my favorite of the night. Very close second, though. She's always phenomenal, but my favorite was Lee DeWyze, because he was also phenomenal. He was doing what contestants should be doing during a talent competition -- getting better as the series progresses -- and there isn't a lot of that happening this season.

Here's hoping he keeps it up.

My only other thoughts from last night were, "Oh, Siobhan," and that I know the contestants supposedly dress themselves for their performances, but I really wanted to tell Aaron Kelly that the theme of your performance outfit should never be, "Mom, have you seen my black windbreaker? I want to run down to the Turkey Hill for a Code Red and it's drizzling out."

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Also, I am wearing a pair of size eight dress pants at the moment. They fit onto me three weeks ago, but they wouldn't secure around my waist.

What have I done to fit into them? Well, I haven't gone to the gym in a month, and I've been drinking regular Pepsi for about three weeks. Yeah, I don't even. *hands in air*

Somebody bring me the pliers.

I have a new damn toothache.

It was only today, and it's in the area of my crown on the left side, which is all root canal which means the pain is probably coming from the filled cavity next to it. Except it's hurt before when I was still going to the dentist regularly, and he double-checked and there wasn't anything wrong with it then and I honestly don't think there's anything wrong with it now. Except for the pain, which I'll bet any amount of money will be gone tomorrow, but today I spent the majority of the day sitting at my cubicle trying desperately not to cry.

Only two more months until my medical, dental and vision insurance kicks in, you guys!

*headdesk*

But, yeah. I took a metric assload of painkillers and not a one of them worked. My tooth's still throbbing. Honestly, at this point I think it's just that it's all I can think about and therefore I'm focusing on it until it's SCREAMING at me. So if anybody's wondering what I'm doing right now, it's alternating between whimpering and trying not to cry and contemplating taking more ibuprofen except for how I was positive I'd taken ALL of the ibuprofen.

EDIT: Oh, hey, I found something that made my toothache go away! Well, for now, anyway. Yay for orgasms as pain relievers!

Dear chocolate, please come to my house.

The problem with going to Gertrude Hawk's website is that I sit here trying to decide whether I want the dark chocolate fudge walnut brownie smidgens or the peanut butter banana bunny smidgens and being sorely tempted to order both even though ordering them over the internet would be moronic, considering how there's a Gertrude Hawk store in every local mall, one in the strip mall on the long way to work, and a cheap factory store down by the Petsmart.

Oh, and did I mention how I completely forgot that Easter is this weekend? I stop caring about a holiday when I stop getting candy or money for it, honestly.

EDIT: And for the record, the white chocolate raspberry cheesecake smidgens are hardcore crack. Trufax.

OTHER EDIT: *whimpers* Mmmm, chocolate.