Spotted in the HuffPo comments for a story about Oprah's secret-half-sister show

"You get a sister, and you get a sister, you all get a sister!!"

I may have laughed for five minutes straight at that.

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In other news, it is now six hours until the Oscar nominations get announced. I couldn't sleep. God, I hope that was because the cat was being clingy and not because I'm THAT much of an Oscar dork.

Oscars!

The only thing I'm grateful for right now is that I don't have to get up at 5:30 am for this like people in California do.

Also, I forgot how irritating the E! reporters are.

( My thoughts on the nominations )

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

I spent the entire day on the phones getting yelled at, it turns out that my telephone/cable/internet bill is due and I didn't know it, aaaand my Wegmans W-2 still hasn't fucking arrived.

But this exists in my life, and that makes everything all right.