And your crowning moment of awesome for today.

Also, this may be the cutest thing you see all morning.

There are pictures floating around of me as a little girl holding a baby raccoon, because my uncle had one named Beverly as a pet for some reason, so I always go a little soft inside over baby raccoons.

Someone needs to pry me off TV Tropes, goddamn it.

That said, remember this? *hands you all tissues*