I hate birds.

• 17:38 @Aldishodge02 I'm having a lousy weekend - would you RT a link to my book and make it a bit better? :) t.co/gaMT6Wq #
• 17:41 I've realized I'd pay hard cash to watch @cher versus Michele Bachmann in an MMA fight. Or a battle of wits. Or a best-of-three thumb war. #
• 17:59 I learned today that my Siamese loves it when I comb him hard. It's possible he calls the comb Mommy's Full-Body Scratching Stick Of Joy. #
• 19:25 @azurelunatic @kitchenmage Adagio's rooibos vanilla chai. My mom's strawberry dip w/fresh berries. Maple walnut scones. #actualteaparty #
• 20:28 Can that kid be Eliot's new sidekick? Heeeeee. #
• 20:39 Okay, that walk into commercial was awesome. :D #
• 20:46 OMG PARKER I LOVE YOU. #
• 20:48 @butterflykiki "I'd like to see Parker 2000 do THAT." :D #
• 20:52 I like this kid. She's smart and she can stay. #
• 21:00 In summation: Hardison and Parker are pet parents. The end. #leverage #
• 21:08 Have emails to answer and things to write. Also have annoying nausea. Alas, nausea wins for tonight. #
• 21:42 I am having the Columbo of puking jags. I go to the bathroom, puke, go back to the bedroom + my stomach says, "Oh, just one more thing ..." #
• 22:02 Forty years after this video was made, this kid became a leading Republican congressperson. t.co/BoBEfuU via @youtube #
• 22:40 Grover Norquist sounds like the nerdy yet affable protagonist in a Twilight Zone episode as played by Burgess Meredith. Shame it isn't. #
• 22:42 As a poli geek + a Leverage fan, tonight nothing makes me MWAHAHAHAHA more than imagining the phrase, "Let's go steal a Super Congress." #
• 23:10 @changethemusic It's an electronic thief! It's like they actually had a baby that's half of both of them! :D #
• 06:36 Adam Sandler wants to remake Three Men And A Baby. I'm going to pretend he's remaking it abt a gay couple who aren't allowed to (cont.) #
• 06:37 adopt a baby from a conservative adoption agency unless they and their roommate pretend to be three beer-swilling womanizing slobs. #
• 07:09 There are times I wish handlebar mustaches would come back into fashion so the Republicans could have something to literally twirl. #
• 07:20 Whether or not you think Obama caved, the fact remains that the current GOP is full of cheap heartless billionaire-fetishists. #
• 07:21 @tbq_ If cats ruled the world my job would be to scratch my cat's back and lie in bed with him all day. I approve. #
• 07:34 On the bright side, we've made ourselves look like childish brats to the rest of the world. So there's that. #
• 09:58 @poisontaster @girlguidejones I always get a little sad now when I hear it and don't immediately see a magic trick. #
• 13:06 "RT @Reuters: United States approves free birth control for women t.co/eS4ptVp" Good! The best + easiest way to lower abortion rates. #

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