I'm still alive!
Apr. 9th, 2012 10:52 pmAnd I really, really, REALLY hate Drownton. I want to take whoever decided on this nonlinear-timeline crap and drown them in moldy tapioca.
Unless it means less Downton. In which case, fuck it, I'll learn to suffer.
Either that, or someone needs to keep the film editor away from the Ginsu knives.
And yet, I can't stop watching. It's not even the sort of entertainingly bad disaster movie I enjoy. I wish it had been chronological, because I'm pretty sure I'd be shipping the HELL out of Dopey Italian Boy/New Companion Girl like a fiend by now, and instead I hope David Warner appears out of a much better Titanic movie and shoots them all.
Speaking of, I may be attempting to find a theater showing "Titanic" on Saturday night at just the right time to see the movie Titanic strike the iceberg exactly 100 years to the minute as the real Titanic. This makes me either awesome or morbid as fuck. Possibly both.
Unless it means less Downton. In which case, fuck it, I'll learn to suffer.
Either that, or someone needs to keep the film editor away from the Ginsu knives.
And yet, I can't stop watching. It's not even the sort of entertainingly bad disaster movie I enjoy. I wish it had been chronological, because I'm pretty sure I'd be shipping the HELL out of Dopey Italian Boy/New Companion Girl like a fiend by now, and instead I hope David Warner appears out of a much better Titanic movie and shoots them all.
Speaking of, I may be attempting to find a theater showing "Titanic" on Saturday night at just the right time to see the movie Titanic strike the iceberg exactly 100 years to the minute as the real Titanic. This makes me either awesome or morbid as fuck. Possibly both.