Sometimes the internet makes me happy when skies are gray. *hearts*

[apocalypsos]

So I was killing a few minutes on Yahoo and I clicked on a link to Angelina Jolie taking her daughters to the mall because, hell, she's got cute kids. Usually I avoid the comments on Yahoo pages, especially for pictures of celebrity kids, since just because they're small children never stops people from being douchebags on the internet.

Today, though ... HA. HAHAHAHAHA. Here's one comment accompanying a picture of Angelina with her girls:

Shiloh is a beauty ... she'd be perfect to play Nessie in the last installment of Twilights ... ( Breaking Dawn ) ... turn her into a brunette with ringlets that fall to her waist and again she'd be perfect ... What do you think ? ? ? ?

And here's the one right after it:

awww yea good idea but suri cruise would be adorable as renesmee.

OH MY GOD. Every time I manage to slip up and think about how they're going to film Breaking Dawn, I cannot stop laughing at ALL. And yet I've yet to wonder who they're going to cast as the Loch Ness Mary Sue. Quick, slap a wig on the creepiest small child you can find! *chokesplorfles*

Also speaking of Brad Pitt, at least tangentially, there was an article on Yahoo yesterday about celebrity nicknames that mentioned that he signs into hotels under the name Carl Con Carne. Which I thought was the most awesome thing on the planet until I skimmed further down and read this:

[George] Clooney once had fun taunting hotel staff when he signed in as Arnold Schwarzenegger, forcing uncomfortable employees to refer to him by a name they clearly knew was not his.

Heeeeeeeeeeee.

Comments

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

Quick, slap a wig on the creepiest small child you can find! *chokesplorfles*

Not that I'm disagreeing, but it worked out pretty well for Kirsten Dunst.

And OMG, those comments are hilarious!

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERK

(@ the names thing)

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I was watching "Top Gear" last night when Mark Wahlberg was their "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car" and he told this great story of how Clooney and he ran into Sir Andrew Lloyed Weber somewhere and Clooney said to Mr. Phantom of the Opera, "Mark's a HUGE fan of yours" and probably ran away giggling while Weber proceeded to have a conversation with him.

That is a major reason why Clooney is on my "Won't Kick Out of Bed" list.

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

Pretty much every story I read about George Clooney ~behind the scenes~ type stuff inspires a "heeeeeeeeeeeeee" from me. XD

Quick, slap a wig on the creepiest small child you can find!

I think Suri Cruise qualifies. She's a cute kid, but I can't help but find everything associated with Tom Cruise a bit creepy now.

[agent-mimi.livejournal.com]

Clooney's sense of humor kills me! Richard Kind once told a story about Clooney cat sitting for him, and the cat needed fiber because he was constipated, so Clooney had to give the cat this medicine. Before Kind returned home, Clooney cleaned out the cat pan and went in it himself, leaving it there for Kind to find and to think the cat had left a HUGE one. I about DIED when I saw Kind tell that story, I mean like hyperventilating from laughing so hard.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I am SO FOND of Brad and George.. I think they're the only dudes on the planet who can sympathize with each other about that insane level of fame, and I love how they both have so much fun with it. ILTHEM and I wish they would make another Ocean's just so they'd be in the same place again where I can see them. Because I'm sure they conspire all the time where I can't! <333