I'm not even drunk, you guys.

[apocalypsos]

I got frustrated, okay? And I can cut my own hair without making a complete cock-up of it thanks to LOADS of practice fucking it up in college. (At least while it's short. Get back to me when it's actually bob-length and I'm not touching it.) I just like going to the salon instead because it's like a mini-massage.

That's really just what I wanted -- the hair trimmed around my ears, the bottom cut short, and the top left as is. I was afraid I'd fuck it up majorly but I checked it all over with a mirror and my fingers and it's fine. I may still have to straighten a few bits in the morning but it's mostly wash-and-go like this.

And yes, I did apply makeup specifically to take those photos. :)