Uh, yeah.

[apocalypsos]

I think this is the epitome of WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

Comments

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

Sanity: u no has it.

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

Imagine my surprise when I arrived in this body, looked in the mirror and discovered I was a white chick!

*headdesk*

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

I AM THE NATIVE AMERICAN SOUL YOU KILLED IN A PAST LIFE WHEN YOU WERE WHITE AND STOLE MY LAND!

...

Okay, I have so many issues with this post that I'm about to black out from rage and wtfuckery.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

If I was heavily injured in my upper body and this woman came at me with a first aid kit, I'd run

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

There's a case to be made for sweat lodges. This isn't it.

[marag.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever said this before but...wow, entitlement much? Appropriation much?

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

That was the part that really got me.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

i should have known to stop reading when I saw the picture of the writer :/

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

I was BORN IN AMERICA! Therefore, I AM a NATIVE AMERICAN!

Thus successfully answering my question of "How can this possibly be made of more fail... ah there we are."

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Man, it's posts like that that made me curtail my use of all-capping a word for emphasis.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

Keep going, there is Still More Fail To Come.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

I saw. My brain then skidded off the rails and couldn't process all the racial fail, which then had me doing things like wondering why dragons would need to hold flame throwers.

[silveraspen]

Excuse me, I'll just be over here headdesking to infinity.

[dargie.livejournal.com]

My head just exploded.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

How did you even come across this?

I wonder what it is about sweat lodges that attract crazy white people.

[xzombiexkittenx.livejournal.com]

Wow. I thought the first few paragraphs were bad but she just got crazier and crazier. And made of more and more fail. Oh man, so much fail.

As a white chick, I would like to quote the Incredibles: "I am not affiliated with you!"

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

I initially read that as "witfuckery" and thought it was a nice contraction of "Fuckwittery." So I may start using it. :P

[kerri]

Awww, I had it open earlier and refreshed to see if there were any more comments, and it vanished! -amused-

Found the google cache, though.

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

The cache is useful, thanks.

She has an outstanding record of nobody dying!
She boasts that nobody could get out of her lodge that easily!
She thinks they had so much fun out-of-body that they just decided not to come back!
And she's right. Whatever it is she's teaching, it sure as hell isn't reality.

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And damn. I SO wanted to see where my consciousness was on the Secret Formula scale. It'll just have to remain a secret.

[miriad.livejournal.com]

I think she pulled the blog- I got nothing when I clicked the link.

Screenshots, perhaps?

I AM SO INTRIGUED ABOUT WHAT I CAN'T SEE I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.

[miriad.livejournal.com]

Oh, Google Cache, how I love thee.

Also, FAIL. SO, SO MUCH FAIL. *headdesk*

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

I do NOT run behind 'MY PEOPLE' pounding my chest like a gorilla in heat, claiming some sort of superior status because 'YOUR PEOPLE' killed 'MY PEOPLE' in some other reality!

Some. Other. Reality. *calmly rips out chunks of hair*