I'm checking Oscar dresses as I finish cleaning my apartment.

[apocalypsos]

Anna Kendrick -- It may be a little TOO pale because it does come very close to her own skin tone in pictures, but other than that the rest of it's so gorgeous I'm willing to handwave. She looks ethereal.

Vera Farmiga -- Wow. That is a LOT of dress. And ALL of the ruffles.

Amanda Seyfried -- Stunning.

Mo'Nique -- I'm really not incredibly impressed about anything but the color, but she always looks like she and her husband are having such fun at these things I barely ever notice her dresses anyway.

Virginia Madsen -- Eh.

Deborah Ann Woll (why is Jessica from "True Blood" there again?) -- Something about the fit of the dress is wrong to me. And I think the slit's too high. And it looks like the entire thing needs someone to grab onto the bodice and yank it up. And she needs a necklace. Otherwise, she looks really nice.

Stana Katic -- No idea why she's there either, but holy crap, she's beautiful.

Sam Worthington -- Oh, honey. It's the Oscars. Shave.

Zoe Saldana -- I take back Sam's "Oh, honey," and give Zoe an, "Oh, honey, no." It looks like the losing entry in the make-stuff-from-the-trendy-decorations-in-your-Atlas-apartment challenge on "Project Runway." Look, there's some bathmats, and a shower curtain, and a sparkly lampshade ...

Nicole Richie -- HUMMINA.

Suzy Amis -- Meh.