Oh, almost forgot.

[apocalypsos]

Last night after work I stopped at Jess's boyfriend's house because it was his birthday this weekend and he invited a few friends over for drinks and pizza. After drinking for a while, he and one of his friends decided they were going to strip off their socks and shirts, go out into the rainy lawn and wrestle in just their jeans. The rest of us went out onto the porch to watch (and mock, and laugh), and another guy at the party decided to strip and join in as well.

A moment later, when one shirtless guy was straddling her boyfriend and the other was standing close over the two of them, I said to Jess and her friend Megan, "You know, I think I have this porno on my hard drive."

Both of them promptly lost their shit.

I love my friends. :D