Because all of the good writers are white men, don't you know.

[apocalypsos]

In regards to that "I Write Like ..." meme:

Tea,

Thanks for your reply. I’ve added more writers into the database
recently. But I *absolutely* will not add people into the database due
to their race or gender. I will not search for lists of white, black,
Asian, Hispanic, or any other types of people that you _took care to
differentiate_. All people are equal to me, and equality means not
looking at skin color or different types of chromosomes.

I think the question is closed.

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Dmitry Chestnykh
I Write Like

... so that happened.

Aw, racefail, you can't take a break for five fucking minutes, can you? Every time you turn around, somebody is just proudly whipping you out like an enormous monster cock, aren't they?

*

I only got five hours of sleep last night because I had to get up early to make a pound and a half of jambalaya for the picnic luncheon at work today. Why did I volunteer to make a pound and a half of jambalaya the morning after I worked until two in the morning? Clearly I'm an idiot.