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Mar. 21st, 2004 01:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosWas just contemplating the logistics of my trip back to PA for my brother's birthday. As it is, I still have to scrape together bucks for his present. He said he wants some stupid video game, so I'm probably going to get him a gift card for Electronics Boutique.
But I said I was going to get him a tattoo, and damn it, I'm going to do it. You know, it's one thing for me to go to the tattoo parlor, but it's quite another thing for me to bring my poor, defenseless, strapping six-foot-tall brother to the tattoo parlor and pay for his horrible permanent scarring. Half the fun is going to be showing my grandparents, because they don't even know I have any tattoos, so they're sure as hell going to flip out when I proudly show off the never-going-away-ever-ever-ever-EVER picture I had inked into their only grandson.
You know what's the best part of all this? I was supposed to be the good child. *cackles maniacally, then dies laughing*
And that little bastard better not have grown any taller in the last few months. Damn it, I'm the older sister. I'm not supposed to stand next to him, look up, and glare as my inner Ralphie's Father snaps, "You used up all of the tall on purpose!"
In other news, I love Sublime's "Date Rape" way too much. Also, one of these days, I so need to make a Kaylee icon that says some variation of "Look, they have boywhores! Isn't that thoughtful?" 'Cause that's totally my personality, but that line ... *dies*
But I said I was going to get him a tattoo, and damn it, I'm going to do it. You know, it's one thing for me to go to the tattoo parlor, but it's quite another thing for me to bring my poor, defenseless, strapping six-foot-tall brother to the tattoo parlor and pay for his horrible permanent scarring. Half the fun is going to be showing my grandparents, because they don't even know I have any tattoos, so they're sure as hell going to flip out when I proudly show off the never-going-away-ever-ever-ever-EVER picture I had inked into their only grandson.
You know what's the best part of all this? I was supposed to be the good child. *cackles maniacally, then dies laughing*
And that little bastard better not have grown any taller in the last few months. Damn it, I'm the older sister. I'm not supposed to stand next to him, look up, and glare as my inner Ralphie's Father snaps, "You used up all of the tall on purpose!"
In other news, I love Sublime's "Date Rape" way too much. Also, one of these days, I so need to make a Kaylee icon that says some variation of "Look, they have boywhores! Isn't that thoughtful?" 'Cause that's totally my personality, but that line ... *dies*
