So I hear the world's ending on May 21.

[apocalypsos]

That is my favorite Tom Lehrer song, by the way. Surprise!

Seriously, though, I know the world is going to end on May 21 because a billboard told me. It seems the creepy preacher from the Poltergeist movies is predicting the end of the world to come on May 21.

Frankly, I'm more terrified of the first Poltergeist, but then you would be, too, if you first saw it when you yourself were a little blond girl with a clown doll and a tree outside your bedroom window.

I'll tell you right now, though -- if I look out the living room window on May 21 and see the end of the world approaching down Main Street, my last act on this earth will be to post the PDFs of The Monsters Of Moosic and Heroine Addiction to Amazon. I REGRET NOTHING. \o/