I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 21:21 NGL, if I were Obama, I'd bow to Boehner's demand. Then I'd call an emergency speech Weds night anyway + stand silently on camera for hours. #
• 21:23 Speaking of fucking w/ people, my school canceled my phys ed req. this semester for low signup. Class starts in a week. Two of us signed up. #
• 22:40 Fun fact: By the year 2060, George Lucas's continual changes to Episode IV will have made it indistinguishable from Weekend At Bernie's. #
• 22:40 @changethemusic It's a big stripey antelope. ;) #
• 22:48 And there's Lucas's alternate plan, which next adds a scene in which a megashark leaps out of San Fran Bay + eats the Millennium Falcon. #
• 23:54 Bacon Addiction #replacebooktitleswithbacon #wellitstruedamnit #andnowiwantbacon #
• 23:57 We Need To Talk About Kevin Bacon #replacebooktitleswithbacon #justpretendireplacedsomething #sixdegreesofreplacingshitforhashtags #
• 06:55 People bitched to ABC that Chaz Bono on DwtS is anti-family, probably b/c those people can't hear Cher's knuckles cracking from their house. #
• 07:13 Heroine Addiction, ye olde bisexual biracial ex-superheroine novel. t.co/XVqg4aa #lgbt #ebooks #kindle #glbt #superheroes #
• 07:14 @ChazBono Good luck, Chaz! I think you'll do a great job, and I hope you have fun, too. :) #
• 10:06 Fast food places' sexist boy-or-girl kids toy choices don't annoy me half as much as the fact that the girl toys routinely suck. #
• 10:11 "Oh, sweetie, you play with these superfun stickers while your brother plays with this huge wind-up dinosaur." #
• 10:17 I stopped at Staples + got Pilot G2 0.38 pens. The beauty of their existence made up for not finding cool graph paper notebooks there. Damn. #
• 10:24 @KCoxDC I have a few saved up at home. I wonder what it says about me that I think nothing of hoarding notebooks. #
• 10:27 I know what an omnibus is, and yet every time I see the word I immediately picture a space Greyhound. Or Lone Star's caravan. #
• 10:32 @KCoxDC To be fair, I bought one new notebook that wasn't for school today. There are already three untouched notebooks in my purse. #
• 14:58 I thought abt watching the Romancing the Stone TV show, but I decided to watch the movie again instead + save that aneurysm for a rainy day. #

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