I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 17:18 I want to clean my apartment but I'm afraid that if I do Michele Bachmann will show up to call me a rabid environmentalist. #
• 17:23 @Kajivar True, but I'm sure the HAZMAT team who'd eventually have to evacuate the cat's litter would be more likely to thank me. #
• 17:26 Well, that's the first time I've ever seen an erection referred to as a "stalk." Thanks, today's gay werewolf erotica read! #
• 20:03 I didn't realize we were down to four ladies already. #projectrunway #
• 20:05 Yay, avant garde challenge! #projectrunway #
• 20:10 TIM SCAMPERING AFTER SWATCH. OMG. NEED A GIF. #projectrunway #
• 20:12 OMG, I want a "Thank you, Mood" T-shirt. #projectrunway #
• 20:16 @Margoandhow Which is funny considering he's argued that the same war they'd try him for didn't ruin our reputation around the world. #
• 20:21 I'm crossing my fingers for Josh C. I'm glad he got a second chance. #projectrunway. #
• 20:25 @calystarose Yeah, the first episode he seemed sweet, but he spiraled into asshattery but quick. #
• 20:42 @Kajivar Dude, Skyy's amazing. She's talkative but it's the good smart creative talkative. #
• 20:53 @SmartBitches Let me guess - was the subtitle, "The United States: It's Still All About Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"? #
• 20:56 It's been so long since I've been to a con, going to one now would require getting the con crud innoculation series all over again. #
• 22:32 Already feeling anxiety before my checking account refused to show my paycheck as deposited. Oh, tomorrow is going to be FUN. *headdesk* #
• 13:05 I stopped to buy my school books today and bought six unnecessary quadrille notebooks. My stationary addiction continues onward. #
• 13:11 @particle_person They were quad paper composition notebooks. It was kind of a miracle I didn't buy them all, really. #
• 13:16 The best thing abt 70 years of Billboard Top 100s on my MP3 player is surprise cheese, like the Bell Biv Devoe that just magically appeared. #
• 14:38 @particle_person Professional speech, marketing, + writing for lit. I take weekend classes so I can get my BA in communications. :) #
• 14:52 "@katyperry: True dat. Also I love it and I'm not!" To be fair, as my mom would say, you ARE English by injection. #

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