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[apocalypsos]

You know, I can't remember the last time my friends list had a group orgy.

Aaaaaaand I think I've officially spooked all the newbies. *user promptly grabs all of the newbies to her friends list and shags them senseless, then proceeds to shag everybody else in order of shoe size*

Well, what are you waiting for? C'mon. Group sex. *shoos people together*

Hell, if people can go over to villainny's LJ and anonymously post their crush, then they can come right back over here and publicly shag whoever the hell they want. 'S only fair, really.

Comments

lmao

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

snickers

[ceejayoz.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

I'm not sure whether to be horrified or turned on.

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

I'm a size 5 and a half. That HAS to mean that I'm first in line.

[stone-princess.livejournal.com]

It's cold and lonely being the first one at an orgy. Someone else has to undress first.

[runcible.livejournal.com]

::Strips and begins shagging everyone senseless::

C'mon people!

::Keeps shagging::

Won't someone think of the newbies?

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

*toddles in dazed from the shagging*

Um, what?

Oh, sex. Right. *Gets to it*

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

I'll just shag your icon kthx.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Re: Shoe size
-- What if the size varies depending on who makes the shoe? I've had shoes fit that were sized anywhere between 9 and 11 (including half-sizes)...

Yes, I'm overthinking something trivial. Typical me.

Anyway, here are the people on my friends list who I'd most like to shag (well, the ones that I know aren't taken, and are at least 18), in no particular order:
-- trollprincess (For obvious reasons...)
-- blazefury
-- cryingstar (Though she just recently broke up with her guy...)
-- faeriekitty19
-- foreverdelayed (Making an exception here; she IS taken, but she's also gorgeous and highly intelligent...)
-- hollowsacrifice
-- lafillette
-- lazuli46
-- peesah
-- til_midnight
-- sassamifrass (May still be taken, though...)
-- silverymist
-- true_night
-- vega_scion

... I think that's got the list pretty much covered...

[azurelunatic]

Ascending or descending?

*is a size nine to ten*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I think I'll start small and work up. Yeah, that'll work.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

I'm probably last in line, because I can't be arsed to figure out an American shoe size, and I'm putting down my Birkenstock shoe size--37.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i'm size 8.5 american! womens! ...something like size six uk? i've no idea. <3

[fairestcat]

Oooh Orgy!

Jumps in and starts shagging. Hey, you, commodorified, get over here! *Shags senseless*

Ok, who's next!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Considering I threw all caution (and anonymity) out the window, if anybody's looking for me, I'll be over in the corner screwing wal_lace within an inch of his life.

[fairestcat]

Have fun!

I gave up on anonymity with the above particular crush a long time ago.

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

Hm, me too. Do you want the floor, the bed, or against the wall?

Aw

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

He's great, isn't he?

[dexwebster]

Nah, I think that's only around a 6 1/2 in American sizes.

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh!!! I still wear kids' sizes. (I'm 4'9")

So I'm definitely first.

[dexwebster]

Good grief, I might as well pitch a tent. I'm a size 12.

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Whoohoo! *cuts in line*

[talmanes.livejournal.com]

Is it cool if I just shag perch_and_creep and watch the rest of you go at it? Maybe shout out encouragement from time to time, or contribute in some other way? I know it's a virtual orgy and all, but the heart only wants what it wants.

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

Size nine...

very, very...narrow.

*grabs fairestcat and does flagitious things to her*

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

I was actually thinking about the kitchen. Linoleum = <3

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

*cheerily joins in group shagging*