I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 20:41 Today in pen dorkiness, I traded a Pilot recycled water bottle pen to a co-worker for a G2 0.7. Hey, it's cheaper than crack. #
• 20:46 Today I discovered that the song "Be My Baby" leads to a Pavlovian sense of disappointment if it's not followed by "Dirty Dancing". #
• 20:50 @joethestampede Oh, I have the clicky Sharpie pens! I really wish I could find red clicky ones for editing. #
• 21:53 Cat Rule #10: If you *really* loved me, Mommy, you could see that movie you're trying to watch through my bulky purring obtrusive keister. #
• 07:34 Heroine Addiction, by yours truly. t.co/fTsHRPls #ebooks #kindle #books #lgbt #glbt #superheroes #yeoldebookpimpingtweet #
• 07:39 Cat Rule #11: Oh, your alarm goes off in three minutes? Then you won't mind if I rub my head against your face and yowl like I'm on fire! #
• 07:42 Pat Robertson told a man whose wife has Alzheimer's to divorce her. Ok, who put the asterisk after "In sickness or in health" in Pat's vows? #
• 07:54 It's perfect editing weather - rainy, cool - and I have two books to heavily edit. Meanwhile, day job. *sigh* #
• 08:21 Whovian Soulmates t.co/yN0pNgtx - This is painfully wretchedly cute and I freely admit I pictured Arthur Darvill as the bookseller. #
• 09:36 Today I dressed like the "before" section of a TV movie where a model remakes her frumpy librarian friend for a date w/ Chad Michael Murray. #
• 10:11 I'm a compassionate intellectual feminist atheist socialist progressive sarcastic book-loving dork and I refuse to apologize for any of it. #
• 15:47 I've got knee socks on + super-short hair, Blur just came on + I'm not in a public dance sequence. I'll never be a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. #

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