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Jesus, did everybody on LJ have a crappy day today?

Well, there's only one cure for that. Sex, and lots of it.

*user grabs her friends list and shags it until its eyes roll back in its head, its knees turn into banana pudding, and all of its other body parts perform feats of derring-do and sorcery the likes of which have never been witnessed outside of a really good children's birthday party*

C'mon, join the group sex. You know you want to. ;P

Date: 2004-04-22 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altoidsaddict.livejournal.com
*humps your leg*

I had an effing amazing day.

Date: 2004-04-22 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogmajick.livejournal.com
I'm all for it. *quaffs DayQuil and wipes self down with Lysol*

Date: 2004-04-22 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com
Oh, man, I needed that.

*joins in gleefully*

Date: 2004-04-22 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] namey.livejournal.com
Decent day.

<bukkake>

Date: 2004-04-22 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmstephens.livejournal.com
My day was boring, except for finding a kitchen floor full of termites... which was frightening. I think this will take some of the sting away from that... *Jumps your bones*

Date: 2004-04-22 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsiankiio.livejournal.com
Group sex? All for the group sex!

Date: 2004-04-22 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonsinger.livejournal.com
Whew! I feel the love.:D

HELL yes!

Date: 2004-04-22 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malhablada.livejournal.com
Where did I put that KY warming liquid?

Alrighty, there it is. Come and get me, boys. Or girls. Whatever. I've had a shitty day, now someone better shag me right out of it.

Sweet! A reason to wear my new stilettos!

Date: 2004-04-22 07:55 pm (UTC)
sabotabby: raccoon anarchy symbol (Default)
From: [personal profile] sabotabby
::brings not just a feather to the flist orgy, but the whole chicken::

SQUACK!

Date: 2004-04-22 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teleute12.livejournal.com
But my day wasn't bad All right, free sex! Now, where did I put those handcuffs?

Date: 2004-04-22 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lil1pinay.livejournal.com
My day was not so great. LJ makes it better.

Now then.. the sex.

Come on.. shag me!

Date: 2004-04-22 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wenchamok.livejournal.com
Well, today was decent but that past two weeks mostly have sucked, so....

*shags everyone*

good day turned shitty tonight so

Date: 2004-04-22 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chang-o.livejournal.com
Maybe I need to take all of the bad adrenalin rush from an earlier argument and turn it into something positive, so what the hey! I'll join in. I'm an experienced woman after all. ;) Hmm, it *would* feel good to shag someone silly right now...

Re: HELL yes!

Date: 2004-04-22 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ampersand.livejournal.com
That stuff doesn't work - here, I have the good stuff. *applies and shags like crazy*

Date: 2004-04-22 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmstephens.livejournal.com
Come on.. shag me!
You asked for it... *Pounces and shags*

Woo

Date: 2004-04-22 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malhablada.livejournal.com
Much better!

*shags back with minx-like fervor*

Date: 2004-04-22 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malhablada.livejournal.com
*shags you simply because that's the funniest icon I've seen in a while*

Date: 2004-04-22 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trishalynn.livejournal.com
I have a job interview tomorrow... can I get good luck shags?

Date: 2004-04-22 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fernwithy.livejournal.com
Shit, I had a really good and happy day (see this evening's entry), but anyone who wants a kiss and cuddle can have one. Plenty of good will to share.

Date: 2004-04-22 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fernwithy.livejournal.com
Lotsa luck. Cuddles. Not much for the sex, but loads o' cuddles.

Date: 2004-04-22 08:37 pm (UTC)
octopedingenue: (spike instant pleasure)
From: [personal profile] octopedingenue
*licks you and makes out with your icon*

the Boy Ain't Right but oh-so-pretty!

Date: 2004-04-22 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
*shags you until your insides do backflips*

Date: 2004-04-22 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wenchamok.livejournal.com
*snerk*

He is pretty yummy, ain't he? Somehow I always end up drooling over the lunatics in any fandom....

Date: 2004-04-22 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
Yes, I had a shitty day.

*joins in on the sweaty group sexy*

Date: 2004-04-22 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aint2nuts.livejournal.com
No sex drive.
I will just watch the festivities. LOL

Date: 2004-04-22 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lil1pinay.livejournal.com
SCORE!

*shags you senseless*

Date: 2004-04-22 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackperson.livejournal.com
*finishes cigarette*

Call me later.

Date: 2004-04-22 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmstephens.livejournal.com
We really should do this more often... *Passes out*

Date: 2004-04-22 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lil1pinay.livejournal.com
*pokes your motionless body*

I should've warned you about my tendency to wear people out. ;)

*glances around* Who's next?

Date: 2004-04-22 09:55 pm (UTC)
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
I shall have to opt out, but thanks for the thought!

*smooches*

Date: 2004-04-22 09:57 pm (UTC)
azurelunatic: Egyptian Fayoumis hen in full cry.  (loud fayoumis)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
buk-buk-buk-buk-baDAWKet!

Date: 2004-04-22 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com
*diving*

*sigh*

MMmmm, yeah...

**Pounce**

Date: 2004-04-22 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robertsloan2.livejournal.com
MrrrrOWWWL!! Pounce! Just what I needed!

Ari and his cat friends run in to join the fun!

Robert and Ari >^..^< (N-Cats rule and can shag anyone they want!)

Date: 2004-04-22 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paradoxymoron.livejournal.com
*smokes (cartons of) cigarrette*

Date: 2004-04-23 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wal-lace.livejournal.com
I needed that.

Anyone got a cigarette?

Date: 2004-04-23 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawning-star.livejournal.com
Well, um, thank you! *shags back*

Date: 2004-04-23 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawning-star.livejournal.com
I have menthols. *offers one*

Date: 2004-04-23 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ficangel.livejournal.com
*wobbles out bowlegged* Just what the doctor ordered.

Date: 2004-04-23 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trishalynn.livejournal.com
They really helped; thanks!

Date: 2004-04-24 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurelin-kit.livejournal.com
*joins in late, having current crappy day*

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