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[apocalypsos]

I'm waiting for my ride, and I'm bored.

Let's play Where's Jesus in This Post? (Here's a hint -- he's not in your heart, or at your shoulder, or in the trunk of your car.)

Look carefully. He's a sneaky devil.

Comments

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Is he...in your icon?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yay! You're good at this game. :)

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he's in your icon. *squints, peers closely*

[topaz08.livejournal.com]

I thought he was in South Park.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

OMG!!1 HES IN UR ICON!!1! HES IN UR ICON!11 I M SO SMRT!

[shyday.livejournal.com]

no wait - he's in my bed!!

aggghhh!!!

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

Be sure to stock up on the Crucifixion condoms.

[shyday.livejournal.com]

Crucifixion condoms? that sounds... pokey. painful.

(wouldn't it just be the ultimate in disillusionment if Jesus had a VD?)

[siegeofangels.livejournal.com]

You're bored a lot today, aren'cha? Go play with the Birthday Color (http://www.pantone.com/birthdaycolor/bdaycolor.htm) thingy.

I'm "Blue Heaven." Neener neener.

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

LOL your icon rocks the casbah!

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

IN MA PANTS!

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

It's not in your icon. Your icon is not in the actual post. If you had done something like this:

...then it would have been in your post. But you didn't.

I say JAYSUS is between the lines! In the spaces between the words! Yeah! And I am deep and philosophical and WISE!!!!!11

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I was going to say, "No, Jesus is after Where's and before 'in This Post'," but I figured that in the grand tradition of Jesus's most fervent followers, I'd get the crap kicked out of me.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Yay! :)

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

No, they're an actual brand. "Crucifixion Condoms: Nail Her Good!"

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks.

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

I thought of that too....but I figured it was FAR too obvious.

[shyday.livejournal.com]

hee - that's disturbing. :)

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Where's Jesus in This Post?

He's there! Right there! Look you lot, he's not in the icon, he's THERE! LOOK, QUICKLY! LOOOOK!

God dammit, why am I the only one to ever see Jesus?

[whispersinink.livejournal.com]

Stop eating the paint chips off the walls.

They're mine.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Hey, share the paint chips man! Stop hogging! Stop it!

Please, just a few?

[whispersinink.livejournal.com]

okay! Blue or yellow? Don't eat the red.. I think it's rust.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Blue! And red. The red is extra crunchy.