These two carrots got a brand new car, a big, shiny convertible. So as it was a gorgeous, sunny day they decided to take it out for a spin. They're driving along, and they get to an intersection, and as they're heading through it, this big truck comes out of nowhere, runs the red light and slams into them. The car is just totaled, and the carrots are rushed to the hospital.
The first carrot, who was driving, is not as badly hurt as his friend, and as soon as he's patched up and stable he starts asking to see his friend. The doctor comes in to talk to him about it, and says, "I have to tell you that there's both good news and bad news about your friend."
The driver carrot says, "What's the good news, doc?"
The doctor says, "Your friend is going to live."
Relieved, the carrot says, "Then what's the bad news?"
"He's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
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I have no idea why this one cracks my shit up every damn time I tell it.
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Date: 2004-07-15 09:15 am (UTC)The first carrot, who was driving, is not as badly hurt as his friend, and as soon as he's patched up and stable he starts asking to see his friend. The doctor comes in to talk to him about it, and says, "I have to tell you that there's both good news and bad news about your friend."
The driver carrot says, "What's the good news, doc?"
The doctor says, "Your friend is going to live."
Relieved, the carrot says, "Then what's the bad news?"
"He's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
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I have no idea why this one cracks my shit up every damn time I tell it.