Me, I'd be happily unconscious if I ever happened to be on a hijacked plane, because I take large quantities of drugs prior to takeoff, then drink as many weensy bottles of nasty red wine as I can afford, and spend the rest of the seven hours to England firmly asleep.
Honestly I get more anxious and terrified when I see a mother with a mound of Baby Paraphernalia coming down the aisle than I do when "Middle-Eastern-Looking Potential Terrorist-Type" people board the plane. At least hijackers don't shriek much.
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Date: 2004-07-21 08:24 am (UTC)Me, I'd be happily unconscious if I ever happened to be on a hijacked plane, because I take large quantities of drugs prior to takeoff, then drink as many weensy bottles of nasty red wine as I can afford, and spend the rest of the seven hours to England firmly asleep.
Honestly I get more anxious and terrified when I see a mother with a mound of Baby Paraphernalia coming down the aisle than I do when "Middle-Eastern-Looking Potential Terrorist-Type" people board the plane. At least hijackers don't shriek much.