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[apocalypsos]

You know how when you do your laundry, you inevitably lose a sock or two? I always find someone else's thong underwear in mine. The universe is trying to tell me something, but I don't think I want to know what.

Comments

[illian.livejournal.com]

*starts humming that Thong song*

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Hey! That happens to me, too! Probably has something to do with the fact that I live in a dorm, though.

[tardis-chan.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWW!

So long, and thanks for all the thongs. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

*worships your icon*

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

and omg you are licking a can of pringles. i must have you for my increasingly whacked-out friendslist. yar!

[tardis-chan.livejournal.com]

*bows and stuff*

[tardis-chan.livejournal.com]

HUZZAH!

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Where do you do your laundry? Are we talking about the place you live in, or random strangers from a public laundromat?

Loosing socks. . .

[kim-cc.livejournal.com]

Okay, maybe I'm nuts, but I thought that there was a Dryer god. This diety is only propitiated when it receives a sacrifice of an odd number of socks so that you wouldn't wind up with you jeans with gum stuck on it or loosing other items.

shrugs

Or at least that was the only reason I could come up with that you only loose an odd number of socks. And yes you are forced to pay this tithe no matter what religious beliefs.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Hey, just so it isn't Pat Buchanan's. There are limits.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

I did find a completely strange towel in my drier a while back.

Several years ago I replaced all my socks with identical ones. Within a few months, I had days where it took 15 minutes to find a matching pair. (Ok, I'll admit I was living with a couple of teenagers at the time, but we did not do laundry together.)

[acetal.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's telling you that you should wear underwear more often? ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

Who IS that woman? She keeps leaving thongs in MY laundry too! And once a really comfortable wife-beater...

[gentleman-lech.livejournal.com]

If all of your socks are identical, any two make a matching pair. Or are certainly close enough that no one can tell otherwise. I save a lot of time looking for matching socks that way. :)

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then you don't have cool socks with frogs and ducks and stuff.

Uh, yeah. Anyway...*scurries off to hide in the corner*

-blue